Lack of Awareness Day

In response to the rising tide of ignorance that was crippling our citizenry, I persuaded the mayor to initiate a campaign to shed light on this scourge by officially designating November 3rd as “Lack of Awareness Day.” The day itself turned out to be a disappointment, however, because no one noticed it. Several citizens told me, “I had no idea it was Lack of Awareness Day.” Deeply discouraged, I invited the mayor to a meeting to discuss the lack of public awareness about lack of awareness. Afterward, when I asked the mayor why he missed the meeting he said, “What meeting?